Zelenskyy wore a fucking suit!

Zelenskyy wore a fucking suit. Polymarket said no. $100M in bets are still coping.

We made a coin:

Zelenskyy pulled up to a NATO summit in what 99% of Polymarket says *isn’t* a suit.

Was it a jacket? A blazer? A war-ready drip set?

WHO CARES. $100M is riding on it and the internet lost its mind.

So we made a meme coin.

👔 What is $SUIT?

A tokenised tribute to the degeneracy of betting markets, blurry screenshots, and people arguing over lapels.

💥 Tokenomics:

• 2% Burn – for every fashion crime committed

• 2% SOL Rewards – paid to holders for believing in the drip

It’s a movement.

A degenerate tribute to the most expensive fashion debate in human history.

Born from on-chain arguments and blurry screenshots.

Polymarket bettors are melting down over whether Zelenskyy was wearing a “suit” during the NATO summit.

The video? Blurry. The jacket? Controversial. The internet? Unhinged.

$100M is on the line and “No” is still sitting at 99.5%.

Buy $SUIT. Stay tailored.

Zelenskyy pulled up to a NATO summit in what 99% of Polymarket says *isn’t* a suit.

Was it a jacket? A blazer? A war-ready drip set?

WHO CARES. $100M is riding on it and the internet lost its mind.

So naturally, we made a meme coin.

👔 What is $SUIT?

A tokenised tribute to the degeneracy of betting markets, blurry screenshots, and people arguing over lapels.

💥 Tokenomics:

• 2% Burn – for every fashion crime committed

• 2% SOL Rewards – paid to holders for believing in the drip

https://www.moneyglitch.fun/token/R5vVkoLRbKK2p9R9UNvSsiaGZ3911zqDnyJ3M279MGF