That’s not your neighbor’s bass. That’s $COUCHFART — creeping through the memechain like Taco Bell on a Tuesday night.
It didn’t launch. It slipped out.
Quiet. Confident. Questionable.
While other tokens brag about staking, farming, and “real-world use”… $COUCHFART just exists. Like that mystery stain on your mom’s old recliner — eternal, unexplained, unforgettable.
This isn’t a crypto project. It’s a bodily function with a ticker symbol.
The first gas-powered token that doesn’t need gas fees.
Built in the cushions of chaos. Baked in the warmth of late-night gaming sessions and expired snack dust. Fueled by soda burps and broken dreams.
$COUCHFART doesn’t moon. It… wafts.
We don’t pump. We percolate.
Other coins collapse. Ours lingers. Like that one fart during a first date that nobody talks about but everyone remembers.
This isn’t financial advice — It’s emotional damage wrapped in upholstery.
No utility. No roadmap. Just pure, unfiltered aroma.
You don’t hold $COUCHFART to get rich. You hold it to become part of crypto’s strangest cult.
The floor? Not a chart level — it’s where your dignity goes after aping in.
Join the movement. Or at least open a window.
$COUCHFART — the only token brave enough to say, “Yeah, that was me.”
🔗 https://linktr.ee/depressedcouchfart
📢 TG: DepressedCouchFart
🪙 CA: CUCkibMeeFG1rYWhxnaPqHeACbjg4hX4NSDstohHpump
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