Why my bag of 401JK is going to overtake my entire 401K. Bull-posting Day 19.

Retirement isn’t just a scam in the US, it’s a pyramid scheme spanning the entire globe. We all know reproduction rates aren’t sufficient to fund our own retirement when we reach that age.

And why is that?

Because we can’t even afford children

Here’s an excerpt from my favorite series on X, written by 0profitdegen. (Found on the X Community, link below.)

The 401(k): A Retirement Rollercoaster You Didn’t Sign Up For

Oh, the 401(k) – America’s favorite retirement pipe dream! Once sold as the golden ticket to a cushy retirement, it’s now the punchline of a cruel financial joke. You pour your hard-earned cash into it, only to watch the stock market play pinata with your savings. Up one day, down the next – your nest egg’s more volatile than a reality TV star’s love life. People have lost trust, and who can blame them? The market tanks, fees creep up like uninvited guests, and those “guaranteed returns”? About as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane.

But fear not, weary worker! Introducing the 401jK – the 401 Just Kidding! Forget the stomach-churning swings of Wall Street. The 401jK invests in pure, unfiltered optimism and a sprinkle of delusion. Your portfolio? Diversified across beachside hammocks, early retirement dreams, and a yacht you’ll name “Take That, Volatility!” No market crashes, no hidden fees – just vibes.

Sign up today, and retire early… or at least tell your boss you’re “just kidding” when you quit!

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Official X: https://x.com/401_jk

X Community: https://x.com/i/communities/1936929761281917361

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DexScreener: https://dexscreener.com/solana/7om3hr4rhmj4mwe7bvdsqmspkm3tjcyzplvtin6munfz

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