Why $fBTC might be the best thing to happen to Bitcoin maximalists

Fellow degenerates,

I’ve been watching the rise of $fBTC on Solana with equal parts amusement and curiosity. For those who missed it, fake Bitcoin is going to pump while positioning itself as “Bitcoin for daily use” and alternative (while real BTC is for stacking).

What’s fascinating is how this meme token is accidentally solving one of Bitcoin’s biggest adoption problems. Think about it:

Bitcoin maximalists don’t want to spend their precious BTC – it’s digital gold, meant to be hodled forever But they also want Bitcoin adoption for payments – a contradiction that’s plagued the community for years Enter $fBTC – a way for people to psychologically separate “spending Bitcoin” from “saving Bitcoin.” Use the fake stuff for your coffee purchases, keep the real stuff in cold storage.

Is this genius marketing or just another Solana memecoin that’ll die in a month? Either way, I’m here for the chaos. Everything is fake anyway, so this meme captures that perfectly.

Positions: Long popcorn, short common sense Not financial advice, I eat crayons for breakfast