She was a career girl deep in DeFi. He was a shirtless meme degen who hasn’t blinked since presale season 2021.

She said, “I like responsible devs.” He said, “I’ve got heart glasses and an NFT of my own tongue.” And now they’re in a Telegram chat sending memes back and forth at 2am.

Thirsty Chad isn’t launching, he’s emotionally spiraling in high-resolution. No chart. No token. Just a sweaty romcom playing out in real time on Solana.

Will they make it work? Will Chad ever put on a shirt? Will you be early enough to say, “I was there when the thirst began”?

Probably not, unless you tap in now.

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