WARNING: Entering the Chad Zone

You’ve just stumbled into the internet’s most dangerously unhinged corner. This is not a drill. This is Thirsty Chad.

💦 He’s shirtless. He’s online. He hasn’t blinked since Tuesday. He’s been ratio’d by an alt account with anime pfp but gained 300 followers from it. He calls himself a “community asset” and somehow… he is.

You don’t buy Thirsty Chad — you become him. You live in Telegram DMs. You speak in memes. You farm clout like your rent depends on it. And the craziest part? It’s kinda working.

Join us if: • You’ve ever posted a selfie hoping a crypto girl sees it. • You think utility is just being hot and chronically online. • You believe a good meme is worth more than a thousand whitepapers. • You’re ready to ape into something completely deranged and 100% hilarious.

What are we doing? We’re building something wild — and it starts with 200 real Chads. Not bots. Not tourists. Certified thirstlords who meme hard, post harder, and vibe hardest.

📈 Alpha? Maybe. 🎯 Roadmap? Optional. 👑 Community? Unstoppable.

Come for the memes. Stay for the madness. And remember: If you’re reading this, you’re already one of us.

Welcome to the Thirst Pit. 💦 Welcome to Thirsty Chad.

Tg: ThirstyChad 👈 (tap in, no lurkers)