USELESS is Back – The One and Only Original Meme Coin since 2021

Welcome to the triumphant return of absolutely nothing. USELESS is back, baby – and more useless than ever.

Since May 2021, we’ve been doing exactly what we do best: not much. We’ve relaunched more times than we care to count (because honestly, who’s counting?), occasionally disguised ourselves as something with “utility” (lol), and watched with mild amusement as other coins tried to steal our name, our branding, our identity – and failed to steal our vibe.

Yes, we’re looking at you, Solana.

While others scramble for relevance with “roadmaps” and “use cases,” we proudly offer none. Just vibes. Just chaos. Just a tight-knit, semi-confused community that’s been here since day one – and knows that utility is overrated.

And hey, speaking of identity theft: we’re in a good old-fashioned trademark battle, and spoiler alert:
Turns out, being the actual originator of a brand has its perks.

Because who wants the copy when you can have the original?
There is only one true USELESS.

Born in May 2021.
Relaunched too many times to list.
Still absolutely, gloriously pointless.

We’re USELESS.
We’re honest about it.
And somehow, that’s exactly what makes us worth it.

As of today, USELESS is finally tradable again – right here:
👉 https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?outputCurrency=0xce129231578b567792dd37b8d054b69f1b67e73f

Or join our Discord first. It’s very useless too:

https://discord.gg/realuselesstoken

Coming soon to Solana. And that’s when things get really funny.