Thirsty Chad Launches in 2 Weeks 🚀Are You Chad Enough?

Alright listen up, degenerates.

We’re officially TWO WEEKS OUT from launch — and ThirstyChad ain’t here to play games.

We’re not looking for passive raiders, flaky moonboys, or contest chasers.

We want real Chads.

• Chads who shill without being asked

• Chads who can meme like they’re possessed

• Chads who help the community and bring in fresh blood

• Chads who take this project personally

• Chads who WANT this to blow up — because they’ll be part of the story when it does

We’re not like the rest of these lazy-ass meme coins. No VCs. No team pre-buys. No insiders. We’re keeping the supply fair — so the earlier you join, the harder you work, the more you eat.

This next stretch is everything.

You’ll see some fall off. They were never Chads. The real ones? They’re already here — sweating, scheming, memeing, and getting ready to unleash hell when we launch.

If you’re reading this — and your heart’s beating faster — if you’ve been waiting for something that’s not just another rug, if you want to help build the next viral monster from the inside out…

Then prove it. Right now.

Drop a meme, Raid a thread, Invite a friend, Answer a question, Start a fight with a normie who doesn’t get it

In 14 days, the rocket gets lit. You in?

Stay Thirsty, My Chads 💦

Tg: ThirstyChad