Introducing $COUCHFART — the coin that crept in while everyone was distracted by serious projects and gas fees.
It didn’t launch. It leaked.
One month later, it’s still in the room. You’ve checked the vents. Blamed the dog. But deep down… you know it’s $COUCHFART.
This isn’t DeFi. It’s DeFart. • No roadmaps. Just stained maps. • No whitepaper. Just a napkin with a regretful scribble. • No use case — unless you count spiritual cleansing through laughter and mild disgust.
Other tokens promise moon. This one promise wafts.
What is $COUCHFART? It’s a meme. A movement. A scent you can’t forget, no matter how many air fresheners you burn.
Born in the cushions of gamer chairs. Bottled in the silence of awkward Zoom calls. Endorsed by nobody… yet owned by everyone brave enough.
Why buy it? • Because logic has failed you before. • Because the world’s on fire — might as well laugh through the fumes. • Because other memes are rugging you , we won’t
Smell the future.
$COUCHFART Staking your dignity was never this fun.
Telegram: DepressedCouchFart
CA: CUCkibMeeFG1rYWhxnaPqHeACbjg4hX4NSDstohHpump
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