THE MARKET’S ALIVE. SO IS ThitsryChad.

You thought it was over?

Green candles everywhere. Normies crawling back in. Influencers posting like they never left.

But Thirsty Chad? He never left. He was bench pressing red candles and bonding over bear market trauma with real ones in the dojo.

And now?

🧃 His bags are up. 🧃 His memes are sharper. 🧃 His community’s cooking something nasty.

This isn’t hopium — it’s pre-viral ignition. Meme contest. Wild raids. Chad-to-Chad mentorship.

👉 Join the Telegram or miss the run: ThirstyChad

🚀 Green market + unhinged devs = recipe for face-melter.

💀 Fade it and you’ll be that guy buying the top again.

Tag your degen crew. Comment if you survived the red days. We ride at dawn.

Join ThirstyChad today or regret tomorrow!