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They told me to do my own research. I did. She’s hot. I’m in. Welcome to Thirsty Chad – the only protocol where the roadmap is a mirror selfie and the utility is terminal horniness. We don’t have staking. We have simping. We don’t farm yield. We farm engagement. And if you’re wondering about security? We’re secured by lust. Our vaults are guarded by the bricked. Our dev? Probably in a Telegram voice chat asking if your token has a girlfriend. Thirsty Chad is what happens when a crypto cult stops pretending to be serious. No VC. No utility. Just vibes, chaos, and a founder who replies to baddies at 3am with “wen launch?” If you’re sober, scroll past. If you’ve ever bought a token off a gym selfie… welcome home. Enter the temple of lust. submitted by /u/Drippy_Chad |
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