StareDad is now on Solana!

You missed $DAD again. Congrats.

Launched just 1 day ago, and already redefining what it means to be irresponsibly early. While you were busy charting lines on some utility coin with “real-world use cases,” we were out here building the DADpocalypse.

What’s $DAD bringing to the table?
Oh nothing, just:

👴 Funny short videos – because memes are temporary, but dad jokes are forever
🧠 DAD AI – an emotionally unavailable, advice-giving AI that tells you to “just buy the dip and stop whining”
💸 DAD Swap – helping you make better financial decisions, the way only a guy with a Costco membership and 12 credit cards can

This isn’t just a token. It’s a fully-decentralized midlife crisis.

So yeah, go ahead and wait for the next bull run. We’ll be here, mowing the lawn, checking interest rates, and accidentally becoming millionaires on Solana.

Because when the world panics, DAD just shrugs and buys more.