$SSSSS – cheeky sales pitch

I appreciate the majority of people seeing various coins plug themselves on Reddit end up just skipping through them, but if you are reading this far then I congratulate you on your ability to read. Please continue to impress me by reading more. I know this amount of text can be overwhelming but my charismatic style of writing makes it worth a read. If you think otherwise unfortunately you are wrong.

I am not trying to be a Snake wif Hat oil salesman but with the whole market dipped right now you get to get in at a fantastic price. The next point is this is a coin to hold. If you are looking for an 100x in a day then perhaps you should stick it on fartyspazcoin or whatever shit will rug today and pray for the best. Here at Snake wif Hat we are building a brand and already have a cult like following. But that cult could always do with being bigger and that’s where you can come in.

No buy is too small. Even just $10, surely it would be rude not to. From your perspective of the potential new holder what is the worst that can happen? Is it not worth taking a $10 risk on a project like ours? Our community is active non-stop, the developers are constantly working, we are partnered with a VC called Victus Capital (you can find out more about why this is a big deal if you follow us on Twitter or join our announcement page on Telegram), this year is the Chinese Year of the Snake and and if that hasn’t sold you what is not to like about a snake wif a hat.

God knows how many coins are created daily. You could completely gamble on whatever trending bullshit there is on Phantom today. You may get lucky. But more often then not you probably won’t so that doesn’t sound to profitable. We’ve been around for coming up 3 months soon, which means it’s still incredibly early to get in and lock in your snake, but also respectably old in a world of one day rug pulls.

I hope you pick a coin to believe in, and I hope that coin is Snake wif Hat. In my incredibly biased but also correct opinion, it is the right choice. See you soon.

Please remember to keep it real, and keep it Snake wif Hat 🐍🎩