Solana’s never seen a launch this wet!!

Most Solana tokens are launched by teams. Thirsty Chad was willed into existence by the collective simping of the terminally online.

He isn’t here to onboard users. He’s here to reply to stories. He doesn’t chase liquidity. He chases attention. Verified baddies. TikTok queens. OF legends. Chad replies to all of them – and he does it with purpose.

This is the first Solana launch backed by raw thirst and emotional instability. We don’t chart TA here. We chart engagement rates.

And you know what? It’s working. The hype is real. The followers are dripping. And launch is imminent.

This isn’t another fart or frog coin. This is a new religion, built from sweat, rejection, and reposts.

📜 Begin the ritual here: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad