Solana’s First Simp-Driven Launch Incoming

He lifts. He simps. He sips electrolytes. While other devs are fighting over tokenomics, Thirsty Chad is flexing for OnlyFans baddies and running laps around Solana clout charts.

We’re not dropping liquidity yet. We’re dropping jawlines and horny replies.

You’ve never seen a memecoin like this. No utility. No roadmap. No promises. Just raw community energy, cult-like vibes, and a Telegram that feels like a digital gym locker room filled with degens.

🧖‍♀️ Robes are dropping. 📈 Engagement’s pumping. 💦 The thirst is terminal.

Telegram is open (but hidden). Link’s in the prophecy: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad