SCOTTIE SHUFFLER JUST PLUGGED IN THE WEBSITE 🐢💻⚡️ — THE TURTLES ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS

After weeks of banging on a keyboard and trying to use a banana as a mouse, Scottie Shuffler finally plugged in the $SHUFF website.

The second the screen lit up, every turtle in HQ went full tilt — pupils turned into $ signs, one fainted, another started mining Solana with a spatula. We’re not saying this site is powerful, but it might be sentient.

What’s inside? 🔌 The official $SHUFF launch pad (finally) 🐢 The whole Shuffler lore — yes, it’s canon 💸 Real tools, charts, and turtle-approved alpha 📡 Every social and link your degenerate heart desires

Scottie says it best: “I didn’t know what this button did… so I pressed it. Now we have a website.”

Get in while the shell is still warm: 👉 https://www.shufflers.xyz

$SHUFF is real. The turtles are watching. 🐢💰