Peter’s on one again…

So Peter sniffed the memecoin.

Not bought it. Sniffed it. Straight off the Solana blockchain. Uncut, high-octane, rug-potential laced with delusion and 100x dreams.

Cut to: Peter Griffin, eyes like dinner plates, shirt half-buttoned, standing in a bathroom at 4am screaming “WAGMI!” into a cracked iPhone livestream. He’s sweating like a faucet, convinced he’s the next CZ but also yelling at Stewie about slippage.

He took out a second mortgage on the house to ape into $SNIF, a coin with no roadmap, no devs, and a Telegram group that’s just six bots and a guy named “ElonGriffin420.”

By day 3 of the bender, Peter’s holding 38 billion tokens worth $17 total, but he’s convinced he’s “this close” to launching a decentralized casino in the metaverse with Quagmire as the CFO.

Lois left. Meg started trading pump-and-dumps. Brian’s writing a Medium post about the dangers of meme-based monetary policy.

And Peter? Peter’s still sniffin

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/PeterSniffin