No token. No presale. Just Chad energy.

I woke up drenched in sweat. Not from fear. From purpose. My neighbors think I’m running a scam. My mom asked if I’m in a cult. And she’s right. I found a prelaunch project so dangerously unhinged that I uninstalled my Ledger app to make room for more memes.

This isn’t just a coin – it’s a lifestyle choice. A commitment to clout. A community powered by DM thirst, gym sweat, and high-conviction horniness.

We’re not charting. We’re chugging water, hydrating our engagement, and simulating utility with every TikTok reply. The dev hasn’t said a word and yet we trust him like he’s our chiropractor. Telegram? Active. Energy? Feral. Art? Baddie-core. Roadmap? We dropped it in the group chat and it got turned into a meme.

We’re early. We’re unhinged. And we’re not leaving until the timeline runs dry.

🧃 Enter the simulation: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad?

Forgot to mention, entry is free but you might lose your dignity. Side effects include FOMO, extreme hydration, and repeatedly checking the Telegram like it’s a life-or-death text from your ex. If you’re still reading this… you’re already one of us.