My financial advisor told me to diversify…

…so I boarded the jet with a carry-on full of $THIRST instead. ✈️💧

Now my portfolio is first class, my bottles are glowing, and turbulence is the only thing that shakes my bags.

Side effects may include: • Randomly flexing shirtless while yelling “STAY THIRSTY” • Explaining to TSA that hydration is a utility token • Waking up at cruising altitude to find your TG chat already raiding

We already got: 🍾 Private jet memes loading nonstop 🕹️ Degen games live — coin flips + RPS ⚔️ Raid squads drowning CT in $THIRST 🌐 Fresh website 📈 Eyeing that 30k MC Dex update

So yeah, I’m probably overhydrated, but my entry was smooth.

👉 TG: ThirstyChad 👉 CA: FyHSznZ9iwi7Y5G7oFPdv1hghPtcBSUfGvs8xXpppump