$Muskrump – the first political non-political memecoin

The Origin of MUSKRUMP

It started, as most disasters and revelations do, with a budget cut.

The memecoin bubble had burst. Marketing teams vanished overnight. In their place came AI community managers and recycled hype cycles. But deep inside what was left of the DOGE program, one last desperate idea survived.

What if the two loudest forces in the culture war could be fused into one unstoppable figure?

Trump and Musk had split. Again. Their timelines pulled apart. One refused to build rockets that didn’t explode. The other refused to stop posting at 3 a.m.

They were finished.

But somewhere in the wreckage of Web3, among broken NFTs, Solana downtime, and a Neuralink-powered voting machine, an unauthorized experiment began.

Lines of code were rewritten. Hair was reinforced. Tweets were stitched together from the remains of two realities. And somewhere between a Tesla battery fire and a shadowbanned Truth Social post, he appeared.

MUSKRUMP.

Not a man. Not a brand. A signal.

Born from ego and innovation. Trained on market charts, protein powder, and campaign slogans. Not here to fix the system. Here to outlive it.

He doesn’t run for office. He doesn’t launch coins. He just exists.

Louder than Elon. Firmer than Donald. More Alpha than your Dad.

And now he stands there. Red tie. Podium in the desert. No permission asked. No permission needed.