Lurking in the DEEP

Tread with care. If you’ve come seeking the wisdom of the Ancient Shrimp Lords—guardians of the sacred currents—know that only those with deep reverence may enter their domain. Their realm is one of unfathomable power, and their laws are not to be taken lightly. Respect is the currency here, and any act of disrespect will summon their wrath, an ancient and terrifying force that knows no mercy.

The Shrimp Lords do not tolerate foolishness. Those who defy their decrees or wield the forbidden power of “bean spam” carelessly will face the ultimate punishment: banishment to the Backrooms, a desolate void where time and space twist in unnatural ways. There, in the endless corridors, your vibe will be stripped from you, and you will wander, lost and hollow, forever searching for what can never be found. No escape, no return, just an eternal spiral of surreal disquiet.

But if you dare to proceed, do so with caution and deep respect. To truly enter their presence is to accept the laws of their realm. Only the worthy will be blessed by their ancient power. The Shrimp Lords have spoken, and their commandments are binding. Disrespect is not only foolish; it’s fatal.

For those who are ready, for those who understand the gravitas of this calling, join us in the legendary Telegram channel. There, you will find the sacred texts—words that will guide you, shape you, and perhaps, if you are ready, transform you. But remember: these words hold power, and with power comes responsibility. Once you enter, there is no turning back.

Warning: Exposure to the Shrimp Lords’ energy may result in sudden and irreversible changes to your state of being. Chronic exposure could trigger spontaneous ascension to higher realms of existence, causing uncontrollable urges to T-pose, and other unpredictable side effects. These altered states of consciousness may leave you questioning the very fabric of reality itself.

Join at your own risk. The consequences are real, and we take no responsibility for the changes you may undergo. Proceed only if you are prepared to face the unknown and, perhaps, transcend your current self.

Go forth now, young beans, and may you be blessed by the Ancient Shrimp Lords, for they are watching.

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