Launch soon: DepressedCouchFart – The memecoin for those who’ve given up…but still want gains

Welcome to DepressedCouchFart, the only memecoin that truly understands the art of giving up.

Sick of memecoins promising life-changing wealth while you sit there, staring into the void, wondering if you even have enough for instant ramen? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made DepressedCouchFart, a coin built on nothing but disappointment, dark humor, and the faint hope that maybe, just maybe, throwing money at this will feel like a win.

No groundbreaking tech. No promises of financial freedom. Just a coin as pointless as your degree, as fleeting as your motivation, and as reliable as your sleep schedule. Will it moon? Will it crash? Does it even matter? Probably not, but here we are.

So if you’re done pretending to have your life together and just want to throw your last bit of hope into something as directionless as you are, welcome home. Join us. Or don’t. We’ll be here, sinking further into the couch either way.

DepressedCouchFart because life sucks, but at least we can laugh while it does.

t.me/DepressedCouchFart