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Tired of boring, serious crypto? Are you a dog lover who’s also a degenerate investor? Do you believe that “ball is life” and that the world’s most important job is trash can inspector? Then you’ve found your new king: Lu Coin ($LU)! Inspired by the one and only Kingloki_lu, this coin is a tribute to all things good in the world: playing with balls (tennis balls, you sicko), sniffing everything, and the unwavering belief that a discarded napkin is a treasure trove of flavor. $LU is more than just a meme coin; it’s a movement. A movement of slobbery kisses, questionable life choices, and the universal truth that a good tummy rub can solve all of life’s problems. Join the Lu Coin community and get in on the ground floor. Because let’s be real, you’re already throwing your money away on dumb stuff. Why not do it for a dog who truly deserves it? DYOR (Do Your Own Rubs), but also LUOR (Loki’s Your Only Ruler). Warning: Lu Coin may cause uncontrollable laughter, an overwhelming desire to pet a dog, and a sudden urge to inspect your neighbor’s garbage. Side effects may include diamond paws, paper hands, and a severe addiction to ball-shaped objects. Look, I’m a dog. My investment strategy involves burying treats in the backyard. I am not a financial advisor. This is a meme coin for fun. Before you do anything, go ask a smart human you trust for advice. And please, don’t invest more than you’re willing to lose on a coin named after me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a ball that needs my immediate attention. Check out Loki on Moonshot: https://moonshot.com/HAKPDSeXij2uaTSB3NaeXFnvrrW6B4B874M82WJpmoon?ref=Z3YyVfsAsB submitted by /u/jadedknightlord |
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