I aped $BOSS because of a haircut… and it actually printed 😂📈

Toly got a fresh trim. Crypto Twitter went feral. Solana’s official X posted it. Next thing I know, there’s a $BOSS token. I didn’t even think. Opened Bitget Onchain, typed “BOSS,” saw green candles, smashed buy. Not even gonna lie, my entry was pure degen. No TA, no FA… just HA (Hair Analysis). And somehow, it printed hard enough to cover my weekend tabs. Moral of the story? In memecoin season, fundamentals = viral memes + a chart that looks like my heart rate after aping. https://preview.redd.it/ezlg5y26rthf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=61423e001a3e037ee5e411adbefe75eba026bb11 Not financial advice, but if Toly ever goes bald, we’re all retiring. submitted by /u/Bitter-Entrance1126 [link] [comments]

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