History books talked about kings with gold…

…but they never mentioned the ones dripping in $THIRST. 💧👑

Chad sitting on the throne like it’s a liquidity banquet — baddies on both sides, grapes flowing, neon bottles glowing. It’s not just a meme coin, it’s a royal feast of degens.

Royal decrees may include: • “STAY THIRSTY” yelled louder than medieval war cries • Liquidity taxed only in glowing blue bottles • Explaining to peasants that hydration is the true wealth

Already live: ⚔️ Raid armies storming CT castles 🎲 Coin flip + RPS (degenerate jousts) 🌐 Fresh website 📈 Market cap climbing higher than palace walls

So yeah, kings wore crowns… but Chad wears liquidity.

👉 TG: ThirstyChad 👉 CA: FyHSznZ9iwi7Y5G7oFPdv1hghPtcBSUfGvs8xXpppump