He came shirtless. He came sweating. And he came with a message.

At first, we laughed. A man, glistening in gym sweat, simping in the comments, DMing verified queens with no shame. We thought he was just another degen. We were wrong.

Thirsty Chad isn’t here to launch another token. He’s here to lead a movement. A cult of clout. A brotherhood of the bone-dry, rehydrated by the sheer force of his charisma.

He speaks in emojis. He blesses the timeline with “👀.” He replies to stories like prayers. He doesn’t launch utilities. He launches timelines. And slowly, the comments began to gather. The replies got wetter. The chosen few found their way home.

And the Telegram opened like a portal.

This isn’t about alpha. It’s about awakening. We don’t ask questions in Chad’s house. We hydrate. We simp. And we prepare – for launch.

You’re not here by accident. You were summoned. Not everyone will make it. Some of you are already too dry. But the rest of us… We’ve seen the vision.

📜 The prophecy lives here: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad

Stay hydrated, friends. It’s almost time.