This is the coin your parents warned you about. The one that drifts in silently… then lingers in your portfolio. It doesn’t spike. It simmers. Like a hot cushion on a summer afternoon, $COUCHFART sticks around.
They laughed. They scrolled past. They held their noses. And now? They hold nothing.
$COUCHFART wasn’t built to moon. It was built to linger.
Not a pump. Not a dump. But a release.
From the deepest creases of forgotten sofas came the scent of rebellion. Musty. Relentless. Inevitable.
While other tokens chased utility, $COUCHFART chased authenticity. And flatulence.
No roadmap. Just crumbs. No whitepaper. Just upholstery. No VC backing. Just back cracks and couch naps.
This isn’t just a memecoin. It’s an aromatic artifact of the degenerate age.
So ask yourself:
Are you chasing the next trend… or joining a timeless toot through the blockchain halls of history?
Hold. Smell. Believe. $COUCHFART. Where comfort meets combustion.
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