Happy Mother’s Day from $COUCHFART

Happy Mother’s Day from $COUCHFART A that, like you, Mom, always lingers.

We launched it a month ago. But you knew it was special the moment you caught a whiff. Not of hype — of destiny. Or maybe leftover pizza rolls.

$COUCHFART isn’t just a chart. It’s a tribute. To moms who raised us on love, discipline, and Febreze.

She said, “Don’t make that face, it’s natural.” And now here we are — the most naturally occurring meme coin in Web3.

No roadmap. No promises. Just the kind of silent-but-deadly commitment she warned us about.

Because let’s face it: Moms have survived worse. They’ve endured baby burps, teenage phases, and suspicious smells from bedrooms they just stopped asking about. They are the true degens — early investors in our lives, buying the dip when everyone else walked away. If anyone understands what it means to hold through the worst, it’s her.

So this one’s for you, Mom: For pretending not to notice, For blaming the dog, For never selling the top — because you believed in us before there was a bottom.

$COUCHFART — Mom tested. Couch approved. Still no utility. Still no shame.

Give Mom what she really wants this year: A chart that reminds her of raising you.

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