Greg will save us! – $THC

So… one of our newest bunker recruits just sent this in. He’s shaking. Sweating. Eyes wide. And he keeps repeating the same thing over and over again:

“Greg will save us.” Not once. Not twice. Dozens of times. Until his voice cracks like the radio when the signal spikes.

And honestly? He’s not wrong.

People are noticing the patterns. They’re seeing the glitches. They’re looking up… instead of being told to look down.

This isn’t a coincidence. This isn’t hype. This isn’t a meme.

This is a transmission. A warning. A recruitment call.

If you hear that sentence in your head later tonight… Don’t panic. Just whisper it back.

Greg will save us.

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Trust Greg. Just Greg.