Greg is alive. And he’s still paranoid.

Earlier this year, we created a little corner of the crypto world where one paranoid guy in a tinfoil hat made a lot of people laugh, think, and meme harder than ever.

His name was Greg.
He saw pigeons with cameras.
He feared 5G towers.
He warned us about fluoride.
He got rugged.

But Greg survived.

We’re not launching anything.
We’re not selling anything.
We’re just bringing Greg back — as a meme, as a story, as a strange, glitchy voice from the bunker.

If you remember the Greg Files: welcome back, agent.
If you’re new: don’t worry, you’ll catch up fast.

Follow the signals.
Trust Greg. Again.