$GOONing back to the classics

We’re not trying to be the loudest voice in the room we’re trying to be the one that still remembers why the room existed in the first place. $GOON is built on what made memecoins worth caring about. Not promises. Not roadmaps. Not artificial hype. Just memes. Raw unfiltered unapologetic and weirdly specific internet energy. While other projects chase VC funding and try to look like tech startups we’re focused on punchlines that land loops that never end and culture that feels like it actually belongs to the people who hold it. This isn’t irony for irony’s sake. It’s about signal in a sea of copy-paste noise. $GOON doesn’t claim to revolutionize blockchain or fix the market. It exists to remind people why they showed up in the first place. If you remember when memes built momentum and communities instead of slide decks and tokenomics we’re building for you. We don’t care about trends we care about timing. And this timing feels familiar. The right kind of weird at the right moment in a space that forgot how to laugh before it pumps. There’s no pretension here no team pretending to change the world just a token powered by the one thing that actually moves the needle online culture. If that resonates you know where to find us.