$GOON is coming. Not a coin. A condition.

Hey horn dogs, you ever gooned so hard your soul left your body?

Well look no further gents, the perfect community of splooging degens is coming your way and it’s called $GOON.

Born from the internets darkest corners and fueled by rage and the crusty socks, we’re building to pump harder than your heartbeat at 3 am watching naughty videos on X.

This is for the terminally online. For the overstimulated. The edge-maxxed. The ones who go too far — and then keep going.

$GOON launches soon. Get in or stay soft.