$GOON is coming

You ever been so deep in the goon cave you forget what sunlight feels like?

Yeah. We’re building a coin for that.

$GOON is for the overstimulated horn dogs who’ve taken things way too far and somehow still aren’t done. It’s not just a coin, it’s a condition. A lifestyle. A shared addiction.

Born from the stickiest corners of the internet, powered by bad decisions and worse habits. We’re not promising utility. We’re promising community — the type that only forms when you’ve seen things. Horrible things. Tabs you’d never show another human.

If you know, you know.

$GOON is coming. Don’t wait for the green candles. You either ape in… or live with the shame.