Even the Couch got hit – but Depressed $CouchFart doesn’t fold, we sink deeper and rise stronger.

The market is bleeding again. Bitcoin is slipping, alts are free-falling, liquidity is drying up, and “long-term conviction” sounds more like a cruel joke than a strategy. Projects are collapsing left and right. Some vanish quietly. Some pretend everything’s fine. Most leave holders staring at red charts in silent disbelief.

And yes—even the Couch wasn’t spared. Depressed $CouchFart took a hit. We saw the dip. We felt the floor. But unlike others, we don’t vanish. We don’t rug. We don’t spin stories.

We sit. We cope. And now… we rise.

Not because of some fake hype or “utility” we never promised. But because this community was built on something more real than most tokens out there: shared pain, deep memes, and a couch that never gives up—no matter how deep the dent.

We’re still here. Bonded tighter than ever. The memes are darker, the farts are louder, and the energy? Unshakeable.

Depressed $CouchFart – We may be down bad, but we’re not going anywhere. We don’t bounce back. We sink back in, then bounce harder. 💨

Contract: CUCkibMeeFG1rYWhxnaPqHeACbjg4hX4NSDstohHpump Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course.