$DepressedCouchFart – The only thing still pumping..

.. is the couch cushion.

You’ve seen it before. The government makes a statement. The market reacts. A tiny pump. Hope returns—for a moment. Then reality hits. The chart nose-dives. Bags get heavier. Dreams get crushed.

At some point, we all stop refreshing charts. We just sit there, sinking deeper into the couch, staring at the screen, wondering why we ever believed. And that’s exactly why $DepressedCouchFart exists. No hopium. No roadmap. Just the shared experience of watching it all burn, one rug at a time.

Because let’s be honest—at this point, the only thing still pumping… is the couch cushion.

Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course 💨

Join us on our couch. Link in the comments.