$DepressedCouchFart – No moon, no roadmap, just pure degeneracy

At this point, we all know how it goes. A project launches, the hype builds, the influencers shill it, and the charts start looking like a stairway to heaven. Then reality kicks in. The devs vanish, the liquidity dries up, and the chart looks like a straight line to hell. You stare at your screen, watching your “diamond hands” turn into worthless rocks, whispering “it’ll come back” like some kind of coping mechanism.

That’s why we created $DepressedCouchFart—a memecoin that embraces the truth. No false promises, no roadmap, no utility. Just vibes, collective suffering, and the only thing still pumping: the couch cushion. We are the official token of bag holders, exit liquidity, and everyone who still checks their dead portfolios out of pure masochism.

But here’s the deal: we’re not launching yet. We need a strong foundation of degenerates who truly understand the pain before we let this thing rip. Once we hit 150 members, we go live. No insider pumps, no influencer shills—just a pure, unfiltered embrace of the crypto experience.

If you’re tired of rugs, tired of false hope, and tired of pretending that your bags aren’t dead, this is your home now.

Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course💨

Join the degeneracy. Links in the comments.