$COUCHFART – Born from Market Despair, Only $18K MC

In a cycle where sentiment is perpetually on life support, and every new launch feels like déjà vu with worse liquidity, $COUCHFART rises—not with a pitch deck, but with a giant middle finger to the current state of crypto.

This isn’t some forced meta or influencer-heavy launch. $COUCHFART was built by degens who got rugged one too many times, watched “serious” projects turn into ghost towns, and finally said: screw it—let’s meme through the pain.

No VC crumbs. No fake hype. Just a cursed ticker, a filthy name, and a token that exists purely because this market drove us insane enough to create it.

With a market cap barely scratching $18K, $COUCHFART is raw, unfiltered meme energy. Not promising the moon—just embracing the madness and having fun again. If the next wave of crypto is coming, this is the kind of chaos that rides its coattails.

We’re not just down bad—we’re lying on the couch, emotionally bankrupt, laughing into the void. And $COUCHFART is our soundtrack.

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