It’s 2:00 a.m. and I’m in a ballroom in Las Vegas’ beautiful The Venetian for a Bitcoin 2025 VIP event. Some of the world’s biggest meme crypto trading rug pullers on the planet are here. DJ Fuego, an illegal migrant from Venezuela, is dropping phat beats, as we wait for the newest meme king of the crypto world, President Donald Trump and his political beard, JD Vance, to grace us with their presence.
“Johnny, I think dat’s dem,” my crypto bro Louis slurs at me as he wobbles closer. His unsteady gait is supported with one hand wrapped around a shot of reposado and the other around the waist of a beautiful crypto groupie named Ophelia. Classic Louis!
I look over to see a plume of orange hair floating angelically behind DJ Fuego. All the Crypto Bros. begin to cheer. Even I—star undercover reporter Johnny Jock—feel a wave of hope as the founder of the meme coin $TRUMP does his famous shuffle dance and slides to the podium. “You’re beautiful bros,” he intones cartoonishly. “Crypto bros. That’s what they call them, and they are. I love these guys!” He turns to look at JD Vance. “Don’t I always say how much I love these guys?” We all cheer. “Duh, you sure do, boss,” Vance responded, sounding more like Yogi Bear than a Yale graduate. Louis slaps me on the back and pinches Ophelia’s behind. “We did it!” https://getwokeup.com/confessions-of-a-crypto-rug-puller-trump-coin-exposed/
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