Coins don’t pump without his permission

While you’re still analyzing TPS and debating launchpads, Chad’s out here surfing a tsunami of liquidity – shirtless, moist, and unbothered.

He doesn’t chase coins. Coins show up soaking wet at his doorstep asking to be listed.

Solana’s never looked this dangerous. The wave is coming. You riding?

https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad 💦