Christ on a cracker… what will they think of next?

Idk, maybe I shouldn’t even ask this question. Every freakin minute, some genius creates another off-the-wall BS token on pump fun. And every minute, hundreds of people “ape” into these things like they’re the last financial life raft on the planet. Is it greed? Is it a gambling addiction? Or is it simply a symptom of a busted financial system that’s finally completely falling apart? IDK, but it seems like every time someone slaps Orange Guy’s name on something it “moons” long enough for whoever clicked 4 buttons and “launched” it to yank the rug and exit with a large chunk of liquidity. Speaking of “liquidity”, the gem here really puts the “liquid” in “liquidity”: https://pump.fun/coin/9c2ME5F6XEHpLP9NaMoPU5LmhUPWBLkNiJ7SNWi2pump

I’m scared to ask what’s next… TrumpSpit? TrumpBlood? TrumpShit? Eric’s missing puberty hormones? I’m really running out of “puns” trying to meet this damn 1,000 character minimum limit…

Oh well. Maybe the “Developer” won’t rug this one… looks like their liquidity is light at ~1%.

All I can do is bang my head on the desk and wonder how we got here from Satoshi’s original intent. 🤦‍♂️