Can someone let me borrow a small amount of crypto to begin trading

I’m 19 new I don’t mind if what you can spare is low cost or cheap I just want some beginning funds to begin trading up problem is I’m unemployed and very broke rn so can’t afford to put any capital I literally have £0.32 in my bank, looking for someone to lend me some kind of crypto or even money that I can begin investing with and hopefully someday repay you 5x the initial investment from your end, I have read and really invested multitudes of my time into research on crypto and memecoins so you can trust that I won’t lose your money but I just don’t have the money to begin or start at all