Breaking news!!!

Thirsty Chad Diagnosed with Rare Condition Called “Too Much Rizz” 😳💦

Doctors are baffled. Scientists are panicking. The ladies? Absolutely not okay.

Symptoms include:

• 24/7 jawline sharpness • Can’t stop checking the mirror (mirror checks him back) • Accidentally started a cult just by winking 👀 • Turns water into mimosas • Every time he types in TG, someone faints 

One witness reported:

“I joined the group to learn about meme coins… now I’m blushing and writing poetry. What is this sorcery?”

Another said:

“He told me to ‘Buy the dip’ and I did. Emotionally.”

If you see him: ✅ Send memes ✅ Don’t make eye contact (it’s too powerful) ✅ Join the movement before it goes full Greek myth

Join the TG: ThirstyChad Only cure known: more Chad.