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He’s not at brunch. He’s not at church. He’s in the group chat asking if anyone wants to “network.” 📱 Phone at 2% 🥵 Electrolytes at 0% 🍑 DMs full of “hey” and unholy intentions Today’s sermon? “Blessed are the thirsty, for they shall be seen.” He’s repenting for his Saturday sins by doubling down on them Sunday. No rest. No shirt. No shame. Only vibes and dangerously low blood sugar. 💦 Amen and stay parched. Find him here: ThirstyChad submitted by /u/post_addict |
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