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He’s shirtless. He’s holding a Celsius in one hand and an iPhone with 2% battery in the other. His For You page is 90% girls in bikinis and 10% crypto scams he’s definitely clicking on. 🧠 Zero research. 💦 Maximum engagement. 📉 Portfolio: down bad. 📈 Ego: ATH. Thirsty Chad doesn’t DCA — he DMs. He doesn’t ape in — he slides in. And when the chart dips? He blames Mercury retrograde and refreshes Instagram instead. Tg: ThirstyChad submitted by /u/post_addict |
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