🚨 BREAKING: Thirsty Chad spotted at the Coldplay concert…

…but don’t worry — he wasn’t the one caught cheating with his HR chief on the kiss cam 😭

That honor goes to a CEO who fumbled his marriage, his PR, and his bag in under 15 seconds — all while Chris Martin played Yellow. 💀💔💼

Meanwhile, Chad’s sipping a $30 beer, dodging red flags and pumping green candles. No HR entanglements. No Coldplay scandals. Just cold hard liquidity. 💦📈

Moral of the story? Don’t mix HR with “Hella Regret.” And if you’re gonna get caught, at least do it while holding Thirsty Chad’s coin.

Catch him on tg : ThirstyChad