This isn’t a bull market. This is a thirst trap rally. And Thirsty Chad? He’s leading it shirtless, sunburned, and borderline banned in 14 Telegram groups.

🥵 He’s not here to DYOR — he’s here to DM. 💬 He’ll shill your project if you send feet. 🚰 He drinks Smart Water ironically. 📉 He buys red candles just to feel something.

Thirsty Chad didn’t come for utility. He came for attention.

And now? He’s trending. He’s sweating. He’s sending voice notes at 3am asking if your token has a girlfriend.

Liquidity? Optional. Horniness? Terminal. Join it. Or don’t. Thirsty Chad will still slide into your founder’s DMs.

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