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While everyone else is busy screaming “TO THE MOON,” I’m already up here, chilling with a cosmic cocktail. Who am I? MOON GUY β€” the only one who doesn’t need a rocket, because I am the moon.

You’re running around, chasing pumps, staring at charts, and buying your crappy alts. Meanwhile, I’m looking down, thinking: “Where are you even flying, earthlings? The moon is my damn turf.”

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πŸ”₯ Why $MOONGUY?

  • Memes = GOLD: Forget boring, recycled meme coins. $MOONGUY is a vibe, a movement, a lunar revolution.
  • Crypto With Swagger: No fake promises, no BSβ€”just pure, moon-level energy.
  • Lunar Tour Awaits: Stop crying about dumps and start owning the moon.

So, why am I in crypto? Because someone’s gotta show you how it’s done. Stop whining, grab your $MOONGUY, pour yourself a cocktail, and let’s fucking go! πŸ₯‚

πŸ”— Join the $MOONGUY Movement:

πŸ’« MOON GUY β€” because we don’t chase the moon. We are the moon. πŸŒ•

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