💦 THIRSTY CHAD IS BACK AND WETTER THAN EVER 💦

You thought it was over? You thought the timeline was safe?

WRONG.

Chad just woke up, shirtless and glistening, DMing influencers like it’s his full-time job (because it is). He’s not trading coins—he’s emotionally investing in people who will never reply.

Who is Thirsty Chad? • The only man who sends a “gm 😘” with a 5-ETH gas fee • He doesn’t get rugged—he falls in love • His hydration strategy is: 3% water, 97% crypto girl tweets • He’s staking his self-worth in the replies of a lingerie model with a DAO

What’s the mission?

There isn’t one. Just vibes, sweat, and a dangerously active Telegram.

We’re not here to make it. We’re here to overshare, overtrade, and overhydrate.

You can try to ignore him. But you’ll feel him. In the comments. In the likes. In your DMs.

📲 He’s typing… 💦 He’s simping… 👀 He’s watching your story and reacting with 🔥

You can unfollow. But you can’t unthirst.

Join the tg : ThirstyChad

Tree: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad