Why join the Depressed Couch Fart Community?💨

Let’s be real—if you’ve been in crypto longer than five minutes, you’ve probably been rugged harder than a shag carpet at a dog grooming convention. Scams, rugs, devs who vanish like your hopes and dreams? Yeah. Us too.

That’s why we made Depressed Couch Fart—the meme coin for the emotionally exhausted and financially disappointed. We’re not here to sell you dreams of Lambos or mansions on the moon. We’re just a bunch of couch potatoes who’ve had enough and decided to sit down, fart it out, and build something real (and kinda funny).

Low market cap? Yup. Steady growth? Slowly but surely. Community vibes? Immaculate. Utility? It makes you laugh during your darkest degen hours. That counts, right?

So grab your favorite snack, sink into that depression dent in your couch, and join the only project that feels your pain—and isn’t afraid to let one rip.

So make sure you join before mc rises a bit cause we starting marketing plan soon, dex and social media ads included

$CouchFart

Sit. Fart. HODL.

“The only thing pumping is the couch cushion.”

😞🛋️💨

https://linktr.ee/depressedcouchfart