Flashy.chat – Where Every Message Triggers $1 Billion+ in Flash Loan! ETH and Base

Attention Alt-Coin Degenerates!

Tired of boring chat apps where your words have ZERO financial impact?

Introducing FLASHY CHAT V1 — the world’s first chat platform where every message automatically triggers $1B+ in flash loans across multiple tokens!

How It Works (IT’S RIDICULOUS)

• You type “gm” → Cost: 0.01 ETH+ (price may change)
• Behind the scenes → $1B+ in flash loans execute
• Your simple “gm” now has more financial firepower than a small country’s GDP
• flash loans get payed back

The Flash Loan Party (Real Receipts)

Every time you type “gm”, contracts go full degen and borrow this insanity:

Mainnet Example — see tx

7,325.87 cbBTC (~$826M)
88,126.55 wstETH (~$446M)
46,362.66 WBTC (~$203M)
191,136,279.74 ETH+ (~$191M)
21,430.99 USDC (~$96M)
60,231,447.97 weETH (~$74M)
50,615,102.65 RLP (~$56M)
55,938,390.45 yUSD (~$55M)
12,058.68 DAI (~$50M)
7,390.63 WETH (~$32M)
…plus Mog, PEPE, sUSDe, ynETHx, LBTC, etc.

Base Example — see tx

13,749.73 cbBTC (~$1.55B)
96,291,637.73 USDC (~$96M)
5,341.03 wstETH (~$24.5M)
5,156.46 cbETH (~$21.5M)
3,777.83 WETH (~$17M)
3,142.95 Wrapped Super-??? (~$14M)
434,326,075.07 weETH (~$9.9M)
More…

Bottom line: your “gm” casually touches $1B–$3B+ liquidity per message, repays it instantly, and leaves you wondering if you just flexed or got scammed.

Key “Features”

• Pay-to-Chat: 0.01 ETH+ per message (price may change)
• Dual-Chain Destruction: Ethereum + Base (double the pain!)
• Actually Decentralized: No CEO to ban you for being too degen

Perfect fo

• DeFi degens who think Uniswap is too simple
• People who want to say “I borrowed $1B today”
• Crypto anons with more ETH than common sense
• Anyone who wants Discord to look like a calculator

Links

• 💥 Mainnet Chat → flashy.chat/chat/mainnet
• 💥 Base Chat → flashy.chat/chat/base
• 🌐 FAQ → flashy.chat/faq
• 🎥 VIDEO PROOF → https://youtu.be/Z3Ow2BtVFYs

WHY THIS IS GENIUS (OR INSANITY)

Imagine explaining:

“Yeah, I paid 0.01 ETH+ to send ‘gm’ — and it triggered $1B+ in flash loans across 19 tokens.”

That’s either the most crypto thing ever, or we all need therapy. Probably both 🤷‍♂️

Warning

May cause:

• Empty wallets
• Existential dread
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Urge to explain flash loans to grandma

Get Started

1. Connect wallet
2. Pick your chain (Ethereum = baller / Base = peasant)
3. Type something stupid
4. Watch $1B+ in flash loans go brrrr
5. Question your life decisions

FIRST 50 USERS: Earn eternal bragging rights:

“I was there when this was the dumbest, most brilliant chat app in crypto.”

TL;DR: It’s a chat app where every message costs 0.01 ETH+ (price may change) and triggers $1B+ in flash loans.
Stupid? Yes. Brilliant? Also yes. Come lose your ETH with us 🚀💸